An Alfred Bradley Special Report
My dear fellow avatars! This week’s vacation has been absolutely marvelous. After touring the plains of Africa and hunting rhinoceri, it was time to kick off the Bradley holiday festivities with Banannarama 2008! We laughed, we cried, and we mourned the loss of Jessica Lyon, our dear friend who was, as you know, recently and most unfortunately slaughtered by an eighteen-wheel Mack truck on interstate 10. As a local newbie Trident Numbers put it, “We just couldn’t start missing her until she was gone.” A terrible loss to be sure! Of course, the show had to go on, and the festivities began as an explosion of Bradley flags lit up the afternoon sky. At exactly 4:44, a swarm of bananna phones descended upon the gaggle of jubilant spectators and everyone joined together in celebration of the Bradley Administration. Banannarama 2008 was surely a resounding success! We hope to see you all again next year for a second installment!