Thursday, December 11, 2008

The Bradley Ugly Avatar Act of 2008


From the office of:
Secretary of State and First Lady
Ophelia Bradley

Dec. 11th, 2008. 11:27

Fellow avatars:

We come to you with this disturbing news straight from the rich land of Second Life. In what began as a lovely, formal speech by your President, Alfred Bradley, quickly made a turn for the worst. In disregard to the Bradley Ugly Avatar Act of 2008, the avatar pictured to your left attempted to dance erotically (failing, of course) in the presence of your leader. After numerous attempts to seduce the Presidential Family, this ugly avatar was quickly apprehended and sentenced to death. Luckily for you, fellow avatars, this avatar will no longer be around causing predicaments for gaming play.
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Found Guilty on all charges under the Bradley Ugly Avatar Act

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

ALFRED is an ANAL rape victim!

Anonymous said...

Enjoying your flowers much Ophilia?

I know Fiona is!

p.s. lighten up, it's only the internet.

:)

Anonymous said...

ugly avatars?,,,, alfred you mother fucker, your the ugliest avatar in SL. you piece of shit.... im gonna troll your mom.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, haven't seen these tards around for a few days now, i almost miss the stupid they brought with them.

Anonymous said...

Alfred, you are one sad sorry sonovabitch, I'm surprised LL hasn't banned you yet... oh wait, they did that's right... my bad. that's right you got banned for intolerance from what I heard. some leader... it's also sad that you have to create alts on your own blog to keep up your own little fantasy, whatever helps you sleep at night I guess. how long till your mother dies so you can finally have the house to yourself and your 4 computers?