Presidential Update

Our opposition continues their unsuccessful attempts to banish us. There is truly something pathetic about empty threats that are continually proven ineffectual. This administration is backed by the will of the people, and as thus, cannot be destroyed by the enemies of democracy. Our voices will be heard among these nefarious underlings who cling to their backward customs and barbaric rituals. They cover themselves with moronic flamboyant regalia, repeatedly use cheesy pop-culture phrases like “FAIL”, and covet their month-old accounts, yet claim that WE are the “n00bs” (see figure A). This community is in dire need of a perspective change my fellow avatars, and I promise you as your elected president, change will come.

The Bradley Ugly Avatar Act of 2008

Ugly avatars with stupid appendages such as tails, spines, horns, face masks, and all other failed attempts to look unique by means of increased unattractiveness, are hereby permanently banned.

Figure A:

Sincerely,
Alfred Bradley
President of Second Life

It Begins

My fellow avatars,

Today marks the beginning of the 2009 presidential term. To welcome the celebrated Bradley Administration, our faithful constituents held a parade at the combat sandbox in our honor. Here is a wonderful photograph from the event:

We thank all of you for your continued support! We promise more festivities to follow in the coming days. Ask for an official Bradley badge to help support our cause.

Sincerely,
Alfred Bradley
President of Second Life

State Of The Union - December 3, 2008

My fellow avatars,

Today we mark the beginning of a new age. Our morale has been damaged, and we have grown tired of the merciless destruction of those values to which we hold dear. Generations have come and gone, names have risen and fallen, and reputations have been exalted and destroyed before our very eyes. Do not fear my fellow avatars, because through these years of contention and dissidence, one name has stood tall above all others: BRADLEY. One name has outlasted the malicious attacks of an endless barrage of destructive obtruders: BRADLEY.

Power will not cede quickly my friends, but do not fear: our strength undoubtedly lies in our unparalleled resilience. Please hold strong during this uneasy time of transition. Take comfort in the support you have given the Bradley family to right the injustices of the current power.
The Bradley administration begins this legislative session with a landmark bill:

The Bradley Freedom from Critical Media Act of 2008

In order to shield the democratic process from an otherwise hostile environment, all media critical of the Bradley Administration shall be henceforth banned from publication.

Let freedom and justice ring.

Your President Elect,
Alfred Bradley

A warm welcome from the Vice President-Elect

THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT-ELECT
945 Battery Street San Francisco, CA 94111

DECEMBER 2ND, 2008 7:00 PM EST

Hello Avatar(s)!

When Alfred called me at three in the morning a few weeks ago, letting me know the great news, I wasn't surprised. Let's face facts Second Life: you need us. We read the hundreds of emaiS, letters, and even faxes (what the hell was that about, Elmer?). Our time for change has come, and now more than ever, Second Life needs it. Mr. President Bradley will be addressing you shortly and until that time, be thankful for what has happened. It took many months of tampering with ballots and even exploiting our constituents (and their children), but our dream has come true. When we arrived this morning, dozens gathered to rejoice in our return as you can see below:
Keep on the lookout for more information.

Fiona

The Start of a New Era

Our faithful backers, supporters, admirers, enthusiasts, fans, and worshippers...

We have a message!

The time has come, our fellow friends. The time has come for the Bradley's to start their new era and age. It's time for the secret to be revealed.

We come with great news that our following has made its way into Second Life. Through trial and erro... through trial and success, which is the foundation of the Bradley empire, the conclusion has arose. Although this process has seemed very prolix, it was well worth it. And with our new ventures and this blithesome time of year, we invite you to join us in our crusade and drive for change - change for Second Life!

Your President-Elect Alfred Bradley (Charlton) has compiled a transition team of ingenious, savvy, and cerebral minds. Headed by your Vice President-Elect Fiona Bradley, this team consists of the most well-rounded and qualified individuals, including Secretary of State, and First Lady, Ophelia Bradley. Backed by years of experience and the knowledge of change for what is right for the Second Life people, this new dynas... executive cabinet will lead Second Life into it's new chapter more prepared than ever.

However, you can't succeed without a full compliment of cabinet members. And yes, some positions are still open. Remember, we can't do this without you. You are the driving force behind this movement and behind the veracity of change.

Now don't fall for fallacious Second Life avatars that speak the word of change, but have no scheme to make it transpire. The truth is right in front of your eyes - the Bradleys!

Now, we would like to extend an invitation to you, our fellow friends, to join us in the fight for change and the fight for the success of the Bradl... Second Life!


Billy Washington,
White House Press Corespondent

We're still here...

Hello!

Just a friendly reminder that Alfred, Fiona, and I are established in our current endeavor, building up our breeding ground in a game that will be named at a later date. We just received a friendly reminder that The Sims Online, ahem, EA-Land, couldn't survive without The Bradleys. What's even more hilarious is the fact that Luc and Fancy both are without the sweet satisfaction that we have here in our humble abode, and were fired by Electronic Arts. We also received many phone calls from Luc and his ass buddy and they declared their hatred towards us because of their firing and blown up career. Without you, whom are family in our hearts, this wouldn't be possible.

As expected, douche bags alike will most likely follow in our footsteps in what is considered a exciting new game. Remember that we're here for you, and you're are always first on our list - literally.

Mrs. Ophelia Bradley
Your First Lady.

Oh please...

My fellow citisims,

I was recently looking through the comments by some of the misinformed sims that claim that the Bradley's are "lower" on the totem pole against the development teams. It honestly is very amusing to me, Ophelia, and my fellow family. Being banned from "EA-Land" isn't anything to get excited about. We could have honestly not cared any less.

Although we aren't in the game, we understand where the game stands. Where would the game be today without the Bradley's, and the fun, enjoyment and drama that we brought? I'm ready to watch (yes... watch) as the posers try to resurrect the Bradley name. You can't, and never will, be able to successfully be the family that we were.

Ethel? Notta.
Eve? Notta.
Marlene? Notta.

Keep dreaming, darlings.