Just a friendly reminder that Alfred, Fiona, and I are established in our current endeavor, building up our breeding ground in a game that will be named at a later date. We just received a friendly reminder that The Sims Online, ahem, EA-Land, couldn't survive without The Bradleys. What's even more hilarious is the fact that Luc and Fancy both are without the sweet satisfaction that we have here in our humble abode, and were fired by Electronic Arts. We also received many phone calls from Luc and his ass buddy and they declared their hatred towards us because of their firing and blown up career. Without you, whom are family in our hearts, this wouldn't be possible.
As expected, douche bags alike will most likely follow in our footsteps in what is considered a exciting new game. Remember that we're here for you, and you're are always first on our list - literally.
Mrs. Ophelia Bradley
Your First Lady.