Wednesday, March 19, 2008

The Ending of an Era...

My fellow citisims,

Recently, a fucker by the name of MaxisLee decided to ban the accounts of Mrs Fiona Bradley, Mrs Ophelia Bradley, and President Bradley - all of whom are ran by three separate people. Later, we found out that Ethel Vontrell, Elmer Vontrell, and Patrica Vontrell were also banned, although the Bradley's don't communicate with the Vontrells.

After speaking with the fucker, it turns out that they decided, without warning, to ban us for being unethical and not doing business honestly. Although I explained the whole situation to Mr. Lee, it turns out it was a waste of time because he wasn't the person I needed to speak with to reinstate my account, although he was the one who banned me. That led to this:

It turns out, a douche bag by the name of Elmer Fudd Vontrell had actually scammed a fucker by the name of MaxisLee. In doing so, Lee decided to run ramped and ban anyone that was unethical - and he assumed we were a small group working together.

Consequently, we decided that perhaps it was actually time to go. We had did the job we wanted to do - we controlled the game. Our projects were successful and our fun was abundant. Yet, we had several posers and wannabes that attempted to tarnish the good name of the Bradley dynasty.

However, we would like to acknowledge the following people:
x Myth Montana:
x Myth is actually an adolescent boy by the name of Sam. We really appreciate the blue simmy and the mystic tree that you provided us, as well as many crafted items and whatever the hell else we wanted.

x Marlene:
x It's amusing that you spend so much time researching us and attempt to follow our every step because of your obsession. Everyone knows that your little boy self will never accomplish anything and that's exactly why you pretend to be us - to be famous. Remember, son, we're watching. ;)

x United Sims Government:
x We want to thank the USG people for following us and obeying us in the city's time of need. Jack Whiterstien and Jason Sim... erm... McKinley were so kind and gentle to us, especially whenever they donated funds to the Bradley Family Foundation. That's right folks, Jason and Jack actually supported the infamous Bradleys.

x Tonight Show with Ed.
x Edinahornet, Myth, and Xander Hill (or Sean Kendrick) were some of the most fascinating people... okay, I'm lying. They are all stupid, and with the help of Mr. Kendrick and Myth, we were able to do some minor work on the show.

There are many more sims that deserve the spot in the light, but I'm way too damn busy to mention them. It's time that the Bradleys ride off into their future endeavors.


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