From the office of:
Secretary of State and First Lady
Dec. 11th, 2008. 11:27
We come to you with this disturbing news straight from the rich land of Second Life. In what began as a lovely, formal speech by your President, Alfred Bradley, quickly made a turn for the worst. In disregard to the Bradley Ugly Avatar Act of 2008, the avatar pictured to your left attempted to dance erotically (failing, of course) in the presence of your leader. After numerous attempts to seduce the Presidential Family, this ugly avatar was quickly apprehended and sentenced to death. Luckily for you, fellow avatars, this avatar will no longer be around causing predicaments for gaming play.
Found Guilty on all charges under the Bradley Ugly Avatar Act