JESSICA "THE BUSH" LYON
This little bushy babe is a fire cracker! We were softly celebrating Alfred's Presidential Victory in a sandbox, and this bloody tampon attempted to get in the way. Initially, Bushy wanted to host a parade (as you can see from President Bradley's earlier post), but like a true terrorist, she began to (but could not) orbit us! A terrible host, if I do say so myself. Then, it gets even more pathetic. Lyon tried to hire a poor script writer to fabricate a second-rate device that could "buy" us off. Steelth Bigwig, a conspirator, struggled to gain some type of recognition in the deal, but has now thankfully been elimintaed. Regardless of all this ruckus, if you're interested in viewing the personal MySpace account of Jessica "The Bush" Lyon, check it out here: http://myspace.com/jessicatrinity.