Tuesday, December 9, 2008

The Execution of Steelth Bigwig


THE OFFICE OF THE VICE PRESIDENT
945 Battery Street San Francisco, CA 94111

DECEMBER 9TH, 2008 12:30 PM EST

Dear Avatars,
At approximately 6
:00 AM EST this morning, Steelth Bigwig, director and ringleader of the Second Opinion grieving firm, was executed in the Bradley Detention Center in Havana, Cuba. Bigwig was found guilty by the Bradley Council 10 minutes earlier of obstruction of justice, failure to comply with The Bradley Freedom from Critical Media Act of 2008, and just being an asshole. The last known profile view of Steelth was capture last evening (shown above), and he seemed to be enjoying himself. More news is to come, and please remember Avatars, we are here to help you.
Your Vice President,

Fiona

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

FUCK OFF YOU MENTAL idiots

Anonymous said...

LOL, Steelth sold your asses out, serves you right... pull your head out of your ass Alfred

Anonymous said...

LOL, he probably got fed up with your epic fail. GTFO out of weapon's testing with your flag fail, I've seen PN freebies with more potency than that shit. All hail destruction.

Anonymous said...

hell, I've seen strait off the net newbies give more of a threat with freebie guns and their idiotic ways