Tuesday, December 9, 2008
The Execution of Steelth Bigwig
THE OFFICE OF THE VICE PRESIDENT
945 Battery Street San Francisco, CA 94111
DECEMBER 9TH, 2008 12:30 PM EST
At approximately 6:00 AM EST this morning, Steelth Bigwig, director and ringleader of the Second Opinion grieving firm, was executed in the Bradley Detention Center in Havana, Cuba. Bigwig was found guilty by the Bradley Council 10 minutes earlier of obstruction of justice, failure to comply with The Bradley Freedom from Critical Media Act of 2008, and just being an asshole. The last known profile view of Steelth was capture last evening (shown above), and he seemed to be enjoying himself. More news is to come, and please remember Avatars, we are here to help you.
Your Vice President,