Tuesday, December 23, 2008

OFFICIAL RETRACTION FROM 'DEAR FIONA' 12/2008

THE OFFICE OF THE VICE PRESIDENT
945 Battery Street San Francisco, CA 94111
DECEMBER 24TH, 2008 1:00 AM EST

URGENT NEWS

Avatars,

I recently posted that Alfred's flaccid penis may or may not be 36 inches when not erect. It was a completely unintentional error. The libelous statement was no doubt planted in the Bradley Archives by the ugly scumbag Alias Turbo, in a failed attempt to compensate for his sub-par genitalia. President Bradley's penis is officially 86 inches long, as quoted from his recent comment:


..of course it's [Alfred humongous stunningly precise and beautiful package] not true! My flaccid penis is nearly 86 inches long dear..."
ALFRED BRADLEY, PRESIDENT OF SECOND LIFE

Yours,
Fiona





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